THEY HAVE NUBS INSTEAD OF LEGS.
THEIR TUMMIES ARE ALMOST TOUCHING THE GROUND.
"sexuality is a choice"
"women wouldn’t get raped if they didn’t wear revealing clothes"
"there are only two genders"
"i’m not trying to be sexist/racist, but.."
"a/bi/pansexuality isn’t real"
"gay people shouldn’t have children"
"i don’t want to be friends with a gay person, they could hit on me"
"you can’t identify with the gender you want to be, only the one you were born with"
this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
I could use a few of these.
Are there matching earrings?
"I’m telling you," Isaac continued, “Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.”
Language of Life - Right Whales
Did you know that Right Whales have that name because they were considered the “right” whale to hunt and kill? They are rich in resources such as oil and baleen and they conveniently tend to float when killed, easing the harvesting of these resources. They are also rather mild mannered and swim close to shore. Therefore, of course, they are much endangered.
when people dont like lord of the rings because the movies are ‘long’
when people dont like lord of the rings because it has ‘too much fighting’
when people dont like lord of the rings
Lord of the Rings
a list of things remus lupin is good at:
- finding people to purchase pot from
- falling asleep with little or no warning, sometimes in the middle of class or conversations
- never brushing his hair
- smacking people in the face with his…