is michael cera even a real person?
voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”
"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"
"my dietbook said I can’t have cake so throw that guy’s cake away too."
this candle smells so good omfg
Isn’t that the name of that actor
oh my god
THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE
Deleted tourist from photos
Are you fucking kidding me? That is a brilliant idea.
Octopus changes colour outside the water
It looks like it’s dying
OH GOD. THAT’S SO FUCKING SCARY.
Waaaaait whoa. Guys. He’s also changing the texture of his skin, along with attempting to match the tone of the ship’s(?) floor.
HE’S TRYING TO BLEND IN.
HE KNOWS HE’S IN DANGER AND HE’S SCARED AND DOESN’T WANT TO BE SEEN.
SHHHHH NO BABY OCTOPUS COME HERE IT’S OKAY <3
We literally have a shape shifting animal with the best camouflage mechanism in nature and nobody thinks that’s the coolest shit like what the fuck we could learn so much from it’s biology everyone needs to get outta my face cause this creature is metal as fuck
This is so important
Their son/daughter kills him/herself “I didn’t know he/she was having serious problems”
"Why would you try to kill yourself?" "Why do you do this to us?" "Do you think you are the only one with emotions and problems?" "Why don’t you talk to us??"
This is so true. My mom continually calls me lazy and worthless because I’m always tired since I can never sleep. She always tells me I’m a bitch just because I can be irritable at times.
Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons pirate AU please.
(Merida is the hot rebellious princess captain who recruits the other 3 on board her ship - Rapunzel the bandit who seeks life adventure after escaping from her tower, Hiccup because he seemingly has a lot of expertise regarding dangerous mythical creatures, and Jack because he’s pretty much up for anything involving fun and danger yeaaaahhh)
I lost it at Simba, Pumbaa and Timon reblogging from the afterlife it has good WiFi
If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
First of all: bullshit.
Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.
I mean, it really just depends on the costume…
YOU LOOK EPIC.